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41- Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a heap bus. Santa Singh aroundhow managed to get a bottom seat, But doomed Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to trance friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad delineate clutching the seats in precedent with both hands, scared to death. He says, Arre Banta Singh ! What the hecks goin on? Why are you so scared ?
I was enjoying my ride down thither ?
Scared Banta replies. Yeah, but youve got a *driver.*

42- Santa Singh with two red stiletto heels went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, I was push a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of pick up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.
Oh Dear! the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. But ..what happened to your other ear?
The scoundrel called back.

43- Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. policeman looks at Santa Singh then goes through his certificates and then starts ask him questions.
Following is the transcript :
O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & amp; credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions.If you can answer those then you are selected.



commencement we will start with some opposites
S : Yes Sir.
police officer started communicate questions
O : Above
S : Below
O : preceding
S : Back
O : left_inner
S : Right
O : Male
S : Female
O : Ugly (means attached in Punjabi)
S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our Sardar also spells it)
O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y...... Our Sardar also shouts) Officer is now angry.
O : Get out
S : exercise in.
O : Quiet please.
S : Talk please.
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